Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.

Kenny yells incoherently at guest host Reggie Greengrass about Eli’s temporary status as an elite quarterback and the saddest referee in the NFL.

Kenny and Doc finish today’s Get Out Of My Face with a rapid-fire NFL “Gun To Your Head,” discussing Michael Vick’s dog killing history in Atlanta, Donovan McNabb’s faked death, and Peyton Manning’s neck transplant.

This week, the Dolphins can’t shake their obsession with a waitress, Kevin Kolb tries out a more forgiving profession, and the popular sport of bead-whipping turns out to be a project of the NFL and NHL.

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The nation begs its smart people to please just fix everything now, John Madden agrees to work as a consultant for the Oakland Raiders’ concession stands, and a local man’s utter failure in life is a bit of a sore spot. It’s the week of October 24th, 2011.

It’s a spooky GOOMF and everything is backwards: Doc is Kenny, Kenny is Belichick, Tim Tebow is winning games and Blake Griffin is dunking everything in sight.

The Get Out Of My Face guys dip into the mailbag to answer each other’s questions about Tony La Russa’s World Series sex orgies and good news on the NBA lockout front.

Kenny and Doc follow a delicious “Power Lunch” with their take on Nyjer Morgan’s brain centipede and Brett Favre’s jealous death wish.

President’s Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face

Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that in 2012 the company will release the Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the revolutionary Apple founder featuring a richer, deeper voice and a sleek new white turtleneck.