This user likes Spiders.

This user has green eyes.

This user likes spiders.

This user is flammable.

This user is very afraid of spiders.

This user believes in Bigfoot.

This user can not lick his own elbow.

To this user the Loch Ness Monster is real.

This user tends to cry easily.

This user believes in the Mothman.

This user loves all kinds of animals.

This user ardently opposes
the alt-right.

This user knows that
Black Lives Matter.

This user wants to grow a 1920s villain-style mustache. Bwahahaha!

This user wants to
MAKE AMERICA
DECENT AGAIN.

This user believes
sleep is for weaklings!

26

This user has 26 great-great-grandchildren.

8

This user has 8 siblings.

This user is married to nobody, thank god, a fellow Wikipedian.

This user is interested in the link between gut microbiota and mental health.

This user knows nobody, this is a simulation in real life.

Hebr

This user has an understanding of the Cursive form of the Hebrew alphabet.

P C

This user is a member of one or more protected class(es).

The favorite number of this user is Pi

This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.

עב

This user can read the Hebrew script.

This user believes that religion that
contradicts verifiable facts is a lie.

This user's favorite color is green.

he-1

משתמש זה יכול לתרום ברמה בסיסית של עברית.‏

🤔

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

This user may vandalize his own userpage.

This user is a Songwriter

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU!!

This user says that Spotify is better than Apple Music.

RIDIC
:-(

This user is ridiculously short and wishes he were much taller!

This user is right-handed.

This user doesn't sleep much.

This user enjoys listening to music.

This user does NOT get along with his digestive system.

This user supports their local record shop.

This user does not mind Mosquito bites.

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

This user plays Jazz Guitar.

This user is not of this world.

This user is a music composer.

This user uses the personal pronouns
he, him

This user stands under 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall.

This user enjoys something, but will not tell you.

This user plays the 4-string bass guitar.

WTF?

This user ALWAYS leaves
an edit summary.

This user plays classical guitar

This user loves dragonflies

This user is a chimpanzee who might type Hamlet.

This user is mortal.

This user invites you to observe Astronomy Day.

This user likes Pi(e).

This user likes Fractal designs.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator.

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user likes shiny, spinny, and/or translucent objects.

9.8 m/s²

This user is often touching the floor, because gravity has too much of an effect on them.

This user likes to watch colorful tennis balls bounce up & down.

lava

This user tries not to touch the floor... because they often think that the floor is lava!!

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user presents high risks of Biohazards

Help!
I'm suffering from extreme
userbox overload.

This user is very afraid of spiders.

This user is an
arachno communist.

This user broke their computer.

This user is a scary Ghost.

This user supports the right to arm bears.

Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...

This user's care factor is zero!

BS-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user wants to shatter the Earth into a million bits.

This user will destroy humanity if given the chance.

ST

This user is an expert in Something

This user can get online. Did you know that?

Hyperbole is destroying the Earth!

lang-0

This user cannot read or write any languages. Assistance is required.

KILROY WAS HERE!

This user eschews userboxes.

This user is queer.

This user really loves black ants.

This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd.

This user is a nerd.

This user believes in
science.

This user fights the tyranny of paired socks.

		The Userpage Barnstar
		Oh my good lord, I was looking at recent changes and I saw this absolute majestic userpage. (Idk anyone who gives people barnstars anymore but here's one because I love your ~~horrendous~~ amazing page :P (っ◔◡◔)っHuman Reverting Edits (talk) 15:16, 6 March 2024 (UTC)

Articles I've created

Acaulis

Tivela bicolor

Argiope caesarea

Acanthoscurria belterrensis

Acanthoscurria chacoana

Acanthoscurria cordubensis

Acanthoscurria juruenicola

Acanthoscurria maga

Acanthoscurria musculosa

Acanthoscurria natalensis

Acanthoscurria paulensis

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