User:Cynthia Nocton

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		The Original Barnstar
		No one has given me a barnstar. I just found this one lying on the side of the road. Cynthia-Coriníon 12:46, 8 May 2019 (UTC)

I did not discover the toaster. I also did not discover New Caledonia. I enjoy spreading and acquiring knowledge.

DISCLAIMER: The Babel box below is based on my comprehension levels, as I am quite unconfident in my ability to produce any of the listed languages besides English, toki pona, and Spanish/Castillian. My self-assessed comprehension levels are based on my ability to understand written or spoken passages in a given language, and are often heavily influenced by my ability to deduce meanings based on cognates, shared/borrowed vocabulary, and/or context, and are also assuming that the passages I read and hear are as authentic as possible, which I often cannot guarantee. Therefore, these codes are included here mainly as a reference, and not as gospel truth. In addition, this is by no means a comprehensive list, as there are likely languages, dialects, and dialect continuums which do not (yet) have codes, which I do not know the codes of, or which I simply have not yet encountered (enough), but which I may find myself capable of comprehending to a degree.

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This wiȝt knoweþ Englysshe ful wel.

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This uiser can contreibute wi a heich level o Scots.

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Þes brūcere cann forðian mid middelre mǣðe Englisces.

scz-3

Dis user can contribute wi a advanced level o Shaetlan.

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spa-3

Este user le speaka el Spanglish al nivel advanced.

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mwl-1

Este outelizador puode ajudar cun un nible básico de mirandés.

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Mew mew meow hissss mew rrrr meow.

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Este uzador puede kontribuir kon un nivel báziko de djudeo-spanyol.

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mi toki pona.

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Pages by me

Note: Some of these already had pages that were deleted or converted, and I recreated them.

My Hobbies and Interests

Art
- Writing
  - Poetry
  - Prose
  - Creative Nonfiction
- Filmmaking
- Photography
- Drawing
- Painting
- Street Art
  - Graffiti
  - Public Murals
- Performing Arts & Acting
  - Theatre
    - Street Theatre
    - Musical Theatre
    - Improvisational Theatre
    - Ceremonial Theatre
  - Performance Art
  - Screen Acting
  - Comedy
  - Circus
  - Drag
  - Dance
  - Slam Poetry
- Printmaking
- Music
- Whittling/Carving
- Cartography
- Animation
- Pottery
- Architecture
- Culinary Arts
- Computer Programming
  - Front-End Computer Programming & Web Design
- Subcultural Fashion
- Multimedia Arts
  - Unfiction & Alternate Reality Games
  - Collage

Social Sciences
- Anthropology
  - Archaeology
  - Ethnography/Cultural Studies
- History
- Linguistics
  - Language-Learning
  - Conlanging
  - Liguistic Revival/Revitalization Movements & De-Extinction
- Social Geography
- Leftist Politics
  - Anarcho-Communism
  - Decolonialism
    - Reparations
  - Solarpunk
    - Urban Planning
  - Practical Pacifism
    - Stricter Regulation of Weapons
      - Gun Control
      - Denuclearization
    - Demilitarization
    - Prison Abolition
    - Police Abolition
  - Intersectionality
  - Feminism
  - Queer Theory
  - Disability Theory
    - Neurodiversity Acceptance Movement
      - Mad Pride
    - Crip Theory
    - Social Model of Disability
    - De-Pathologizing of Many Conditions
  - Alterhuman/Nonhuman Acceptance Movement
  - Activism
    - Direct Action & Praxis
    - Restorative Justice
    - Community Organizing
  - Vegetarianism
  - Naturism
  - Right to Abortion
  - Healthcare Reform
    - Informed Consent
  - Education Reform
- Philosophy & Spirituality
  - Ontology & Taxonomy
  - Paranormal Phenomenon
  - Religious Syncretism
    - Omnism
      - Pop-Culture Paganism

Natural Sciences
- Ecology
  - Biology
    - Zoology
    - Botany
      - Phytology
      - Study of Chromists
    - Mycology
  - Xenobiology
    - Astrobiology
  - Biogeography
- Physical Geography
  - Oceanography
  - Geology
    - Minerology
    - Karst Topography
- Sustainability
  - Permaculture
  - Rewilding
    - Pleistocene Rewilding
    - De-Extinction
    - Analogous Species Research
    - Renewable Energy
- Astronomy
- Quantum Physics
  - Cosmology

Tabletop Games, Video Games, Card Games, Board Games, Word Games, Trivia Games, Games of Wit, Puzzles, Riddles
Martial Arts
- Historical Swordfighting
- Boxing (Non-Competitive)
- Aikedo
- Capoiera
Sailing
Hiking
Camping
Exploration
- Urban Exploration
- Geocaching/Letterboxing
- Cemetery Exploration
- Travel
Recreational Cannabis Use

Collecting
- Oddities
- Coins
- Stamps
- Natural Objects
  - Gemstones
  - Ethically-Sourced Animal Remains
    - Bones, Teeth, Antlers, Shells, & Claws
    - Feathers, Fur, Shed Skin, & Eggshells/Cases
    - Taxidermies
  - Nests, Avian & Otherwise
- Trivia
- Vintage Technology
- Books
  - Manga
- Polyhedral Dice
- Clown-Related Memorabilia
  - Joker Cards
- Found Objects
  - Seaglass
- Art
- Souvenirs
- Pop Culture Memorabilia

Fun Facts about Me!

I was not in the vicinity of Seward, Alaska on the night of February 12, 2018, and certainly did not attempt to purchase a twelve-pack of ginger ale under the assumed alias of Funk Spudders!
I have never left the planet Earth!
Every year, at least 60 people sustain injuries ranging in severity from superficial to fatal in relation to trees and/or tree byproducts! (Paper is a big culprit!)
Many people who witnessed the invention of major technological milestones during the Neolithic period are now dead, many from undetermined causes! This absolutely proves nothing, as that was really long ago!
I currently have the song "Common People" by Pulp stuck in my head!
I have at least one extra bone in my hand!
To date, nobody knows why renowned telemarketer and late-night talk show host David "Leftsocks" Williams has sometimes been seen standing outside the windows of residents of Vermont homes in the early morning, eating suet and birdseed and often preening his sharply-pressed three-piece suit by the bird feeder before taking flight!
Yes!
My social security number is none of your business!
Contrary to popular belief, it actually is perfectly legal to buy Pringles in certain countries, so long as you do so through the proper channels! However, the laws may vary from jurisdiction to juridiction, so if you are unsure of whether tube-encumbered saddle-shaped potato thins are considered "occult paraphernalia," consult a local grocery store owner! Most likely, they will complain that you are wasting their time!
Several varieties of common foodstuffs are inedible to snoiks (Snoikensis snoikensis)! This is because, being nonexistant, it is incredibly difficult for their bodies to digest simple and complex compounds such as water and starches!
Some cheese wheels have too many structural irregularities to comply with OSHA guidelines if they were scaled up for human habitation!
Woah! Slow down there, buster!

Scary Section! Be warned!

BOO!