User:Icannotchoosemyuser

This user is plural.

This user is an avatar of the Extinction.

This user will destroy humanity if given the chance.

This user enjoys lurking on AN/I but doesn't take it too seriously.

This user emits 1 rad of ionizing radiation per Second.

This user values third opinions and occasionally provides one.

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This user is an ageless immortal.

evidence: i have never died

conclusion: i am immortal