User:Kelan

I am Kelan. I'm a media student with a keen interest in Pro Wrestling, Martial Arts and foreign cinema. I'm here to help in whatever way I can.

Me, Myself and I 36Y This Wikipedian was born on 24 March 1989 and is 36 years, 10 months, and 0 days old. This user is a British Citizen. V This user is a vegetarian. This user is an atheist. This user is a member of the Hong Kong Cinema task force. SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it! Hicks This user believes its just a ride. This user wears black on the outside because black is how this user feels on the inside. SEIN This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that! This user is a fan of Blackadder. BE This user is a fan of Brass Eye. Frasier Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening... Pulp Fiction This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system. This user is a fan of the Batman. Joker This user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing... Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... Big Brother is watching this user. G This user does not like Mondays. JD This user knows that love will tear us apart again. UP This user owns a copy of Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures. This user is a fan of The Hitman This user is a fan of The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels This user is a fan of The Nature Boy Ric Flair. Wooooooooooooo. This user is a fan of The Dead Man, The Undertaker. This user is a fan of the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin. This user WAS a fan of Chris Benoit. ROH This user is a fan of Ring of Honor. S v N This user still thinks Sega Genesis does what Nintendon't. This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Nintendo This user supports Nintendo. + This user enjoys playing retro games. d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! ._. This user sometimes watches anime. TZ This user was once trapped in The Twilight Zone. CASH This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Queen This user loves Queen! This user is a Nirvana fan. band-3 This user likes Pixies (band). This user enjoys reading magazines. This user likes alternative rock. PW This user is a member of WikiProject Professional Wrestling.